FIFPro World XI 2015

We now move on to the FIFPro World XI. Samuel Eto’o, wearing a horrendous shiny suit, hands out the trophies to:


Goalkeeper: Manuel Neuer

Defenders: Dani Alves, Sergio Ramos, Thiago Silva, Marcelo

Midfielders: Andres Iniesta, Luka Modric, Paul Pogba

Forwards: Neymar, Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo


A good line-up, to be sure, but how on earth are there FOUR Real Madrid players in there? They won nothing...